Dichotomy and non sequiturs

So for my little Edith, if her job was say something like Principal Conductor of the Vienna Philharmonic; I would be very proud and I would probably even brag a little. On the other hand, if little Edith was the harpist for Celtic Woman, I would probably tell people that she was gave hair cuts to the blind for a living. - -Shüg

and yes, Edee does love her Hanukkah duck.